Archive for September, 2007

Rumer Willis Blonde Hair Is To Die For

Rumer Willis was seen at the James Pearse store opening in L.A. last night.
After falling in love with the wig from her last movie, Rumer has dyed her hair platinum blonde in real life!
Britney Spears’ ugly wigs look like perfection compared to Willis’ golden mess.

Kelly Ripa Without Makeup

Kelly Ripa was spotted outside her show in NYC yesterday with no makeup.
I expected much worse.she looks like a chihuahua but that’s not as bad as a gorilla.

Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Child From Burma

Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt want to expand their family by adopting a child from Burma.
According to the Dailymail the couple have enlisted the country’s leading monks to plan a trip to an orphanage there.
Sources say:
“She wants to step up her action in what she calls Red Alert areas, the most seriously [...]

Mariah Carey Is Simple

Mariah Carey attended the VH1 Save the Music Foundation Gala Thursday and brought an escort larger than Iranian president, Ahmadinejad who is visiting New York today.
According to nydailynews Carey’s nine assistants performed endless maintenance on her all night,to keep her flawless.
One handmaiden had the responsibility of dispensing breast tape.
Another wore a belt [...]

Jennifer Aniston Possibly A Man

Jennifer Aniston was seen on the set of her new movie “He’s Not That Into You”, Friday.
Now I understand why Brad Pitt left ,but please keep this to yourself.It’s a huge secret.
Jennifer is a man,one with nice boobs but one still.These pictures prove my point.

Paris Hilton Has Style

Paris Hilton was spotted leaving a model agency in Beverly Hills,on Tuesday.
Paris deserves respect and praise for her bravery.
You have to be extremely courageous to leave your house dress like that.
For her sake,I hope she was drunk that day.

Ivanka Trump TRUMP SOHO Press Conference

Ivanka Trump was pictured at the TRUMP SOHO Press Conference,today,in Downtown NYC.
Ivanka tries her best to look and sound articulate,most of the time.
I am not sure if you can call it a success,because when she speaks it’s like hearing her father.
God knows you don’t need to hear Donald talk.That’s all Greek to my ears.

OJ Simpson Arrested

OJ Simpson faces two to thirty years jail term after an armed robbery arrest.
An alleged tape of the moment where Simpson confronts a sports memorabilia dealer in a Las Vegas hotel has been aired on TMZ.
On the tape, Simpson is reportedly heard shouting :

“Think you can steal my s**t and sell it?”.
O.J. Simpson is [...]